1. My art
2. And the way I can use it to break people
I’m feeling terribly today, but if don’t die I’m leaving for Ireland for ten days tomorrow. It’s my first actual vacation in years...
Husband: Bah, Morrigan was much scarier than you.
Husband: Let me guess, she thinks she’s a Witch of the Wilds?
Husband: “I am Flemeth, fear me!”
Me: …um, no, she’s a crazy ass elf.
Velanna: Your kind have been harassing me for months! I want Seranni back!
Husband: …Uh, I’m an elf too. And there are an awful lot of bandits here still, you aren’t very good at killing them, are you?