ChillBro!Howe should be a thing.
He would come to Highever and be like “Bitchin’ crib you got here, Bryce. Where’s the kitchen?”
“Booiiii, you got a fiiiiine daughter - she and my boy would be ridonkulous and such.”
I’m not sure what’s more disturbing, this or the in-game leer he gives a femCousland. >.<
I don’t want to spoil the fun, but can you guys please shorten the post if you’re going to keep reblogging it please? :x